I still don’t comprehend how Crews didn’t straight up clobber this guy when he grabbed him.

Also:

Sorry, Samer.

I did hot yoga. Once.

Given your Kinja handle, what about The Dump? Or Mealey’s?

“Last Christmas” is easier avoid than McCartney’s “Wonderful Christmas.”

Goddamn it, not again.

If that’s the way you feel, Michelle, for all intensive purposes this Lifehacker post is irregardless.

Oh, I agree. The hypocrisy is in full effect. All it was the past 8 years was “Obummer this, Obummer that.”

No surprise, Hardy is used to hitting debutant(e)s.

It’s cooler now. They have built a couple of treehouses that you can climb into. Great for taking quick family pics.

Every time this story comes up, I think about folks I know (evangelical, God-fearing, church-every-Sunday people) who have wives, sisters, daughters, granddaughters, nieces who voted this trash being into office over a year ago.

Longwood is pretty amazing but this time of year, at night?

“If it’s drugs, it’s achievable. If it’s a bunch of transfusions of young blood, that’s less achievable.”

For me, the little piggy who stayed home and the little piggy who had roast beef are fused together on both feet.

And despite all this, FloSlam will more than likely have a better and enduring legacy than the Global Farce/Impact Wrestling app and network.

Mike Schlosser, 41, of Butte, also in shorts, was mum on the alcohol question. “I never wear pants to games,” he said. “A few years ago, a bunch of my stupid friends and I decided to do it.”

First time John’s ever successfully sold anything.

Florida Man gonna Florida, man.

Criminals, as you know, fear concavity,