What this guy needs is a Land Cruiser. Something that can haul stuff (dog included), go off-road, and has bonus shower.

Which apology would you like help with today?

His ureuthra beaten with a hammer or the rest of him?

Expected this. Was not disappointed. Would star again.

Be gone, Garrison.

Willing to bet the punchee was Marchman (would explain his cereal rankings at minimum), while the puncher was clearly Heavy Hands Moskovitz.

But how do you feel about dressing up for the gym to push the Prowler?

Shout out to Delaware - 302 in the house!

Thanks for dropping by, Luke!

For someone so tall, he punches like a goddamn T-Rex flailing at Herve Villachaize.

“This is too big of a game changer to be put in the parking lot. This isn’t a third rail idea. We cannot stay in our lane and just do the blocking and tackling. Hope is not a strategy, people.”

“Just between you and me, this is off the record of course...”

Dad voice also comes in handy when chaperoning a first-grade daughter’s field trip and quickly corralling her classmates, in their enthusiasm to begin a scavenger hunt, run directly into an area their teacher seconds ago expressly told them not to.

Probably Marchman.

Co-signed on that last season Pam/Jim stuff. He became an insufferable ass, and that third-wall romantic nonsense between Pam and the cameraman was too much.

Father of an 8-year old girl here. My daughter was never into the princess phase, although she did like to play dress-up now and then. She likes all colors and, if I had to characterize her, probably skews toward being more of a tomboy than a princess.

Not surprising to see a Kanter waxing liturgical over King James.

I’m neither of the bike expert folk, but I have commuted via bike from home to work (18 mile each way). This is what I did:

If by dumbest you mean greatest, then yes.

He definitely lived his gimmick to the hilt, that’s for sure.