My league includes Will Ferrell, B-Cum, and that wanker who robbed Michael Keaton of an Oscar a couple years ago.

Has anyone suggested a site we can migrate to? I don't think Rabin's place is the best but it'd be better than nothing.

I was put off by the movie's indifference towards gun violence.

Mine was Jason Lives and it scared the holy hell out of me. I was 12 and had nightmares. From Jason Lives! The first one with intentional humor!

I've been thinking about it! It must have a lot of music so there's that even if the movie bites.

Rick! Rick! Rick! Rick! Premiere Magazine way back when had a quiz where you guess the movie from the dialogue and one time they did the F13 series with the quotes being someone's name being shouted repeatedly.

I liked Hollywood Ending - I'd substitute You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger for recent Woody mediocrity.

Mmm, Tom Hardy. With a dog in this one, awwwwww.

A Cure for Wellness was at the library so I gave it a shot. That's one of the most unpleasant movies I've seen in some time - add the wan lead actor to my list of faces I don't like to look at.

I wanted someone to ask him, "When was America great, when did it stop being great, and why?"

Your buddy both sucks and blows.

Coogan has got one of those faces I can't fucking stand to look at, it's so inexplicably off-putting.

Gay porn isn't, which makes it the best porn, amirite?

My best girl friend loves him….Lloyd Dobler did a number on her when we were teens and she's been enamored of him ever since.

Yeeeeeah, I was being facetious there. But I get what you're saying. The Democratic platform has a swath of support throughout our country until people learn it's the Democratic platform. Republicans are so good at demonizing everything that would benefit many segments of the populace.

¡Ay Dios!

I do like looking at shirtless beefy dudes, this is true.

That's Mister Dick to you.

But Cameron's movies don't feel overlong.

I'm super queer but still haven't seen this. Maybe I oughta.