IIRC it did not play in the Philadelphia market so even if I wanted to see it I wouldn’t have been able to.

Wonder
Wonder Woman
Professor Marston and the Wonder Women
Wonderstruck
Wonder Wheel

Is that what you did after Pete Rose fucked up your shoulder?

That doesn’t look anything like Vinnie Chase.

I saw Wonderstruck instead. Todd Haynes sure does good period detail!

I’m okay with one Wonder Woman. The MCU is bloated enough.

I got put in the Gray Zone by Kinja and don’t know why or how to fix it. I’ve been coming here for years but will have to wean myself off the AVC if I don’t get ungrayed again. Kinja customer service is no help. God I fucking hate this site’s new design.

The double meaning of “felt” makes this twice as funny.

Funny, You Don’t Look 200: A Constitutional Vaudeville—Teich’s sole IMDb credit—has quite the ‘80s cast. (Ooooo, Lucy Webb!)

Ugh what a terrible smile. Why are so many conservatives so unphotogenic?

It’s not just South Park’s thing, it’s also Team America’s. God I hate that fucking movie.

I’m thinking a terrible joke can be made from “You’ve Lost That Loving Feeling” but meh.

Is he really best known for ER?

I felt so bad for her during her awful date in Making Mr. Right.

I’d rather discuss elevator sex scenes. Is Fatal Attraction’s the gold standard?

Final Destination 2, to be exact.

Keystone Kapers or GTFO.

Tattoos aren’t cool if everyone’s got them, guys.

That’s a pretty chintzy conference room y’all got there. Carpeting not in the budget? Where is all the Kinja dough going?

Mark Wahlberg’s got some nerve passing judgment on someone else’s past sins.