I heard a while ago that Sheen fucked Haim while filming Lucas. Is there something new?

Maybe it’s just me but don’t we all know who Park Chan-wook is and don’t need it clarified in the headline?

“Suspense remains a foreign concept” for the director of Dead Again?

There’s also a version starring Bugs Bunny.

Mr. T

What Nantucket bar served the 18-year-old?

This guy looks like a fucking creep and I avoid anything with his name attached.

Right? Instead of free press screenings, y’all are gonna buy tickets? Surely Disney is quaking.

If we’re gonna have mass murder after mass murder, I’m all for them happening in churches and at country music concerts.

True, but I wouldn’t put up a fight.

Since there’s nothing in cinemas this week for me to use MoviePass on, it was a DVD/BR/streaming weekend.

No one’s ever sexually harrassed me. Something wrong with my genitals, genitals grabbers? I was never molested as a child, either. What’s wrong with me? Why am I not an attractive sexual assaultee?

Meh. Twenty-six dead would’ve been impressive in the past but a mass-shooting bodycount under thirty these days reeks of laziness.

Yeah, I get that, although I don’t know any fellow Philadelphians that are nuts for Mannequin.

Speaking of Connery mediocrity: I work for a company that sells DVDs and the other day I noticed an order for The Presidio. Who would want to own that movie? People will buy anything.

Good job getting an explanation of why he’s so much older in some scenes in White Water Summer. Not a great movie but watchable. Kevin Bacon ought to do more villain roles.

I had the same reaction when I saw it again in my twenties (in the mid ‘90s). So annoying.

Family Ties Facts of Life

Try watching Fatal Attraction or (even better) Blue Velvet with Mom and Dad.

Nothing about Like Father, Like Son? No anecdotes about what an insufferable twat Kirk Cameron was?