Beefy… shirtless… bearded…. go on.

I feel the sequel expanded on its themes in a more satisfying way.

Oh lookee, it's been rewritten, although it's still kind of unwieldy.

Yar.

I get pissy when people who are paid to write fail at constructing a sentence properly.

You want to try again with that opening sentence?

Brett Ratner made a better Hannibal Lecter movie than Ridley Scott, so let's give him that.

So you're saying the tone isn't all over the goddam place?

The tone is all over the goddam place. Hated it!

How cute is Chris O’Dowd? Very. Very cute.

In this case, yes. Eli Roth sucks.

"El Matador" is awesome. I play it all the time; it goes where I go. I'm playing it right now! I don't know what they're saying and I don't care.

Chickens are filthy. Ducks are much more pleasant to be around.

When will white men ever catch a break?

Let me know if you find a place like that.

Catfish for me. He even had a cool nickname.

Nah, the Yankees catcher with the best 'stache has got to be Munson.

He's hardly buff up there and there's not a body hair to be seen. Pass.

It's nice that Cynthia Nixon continues to get big-screen work. I've always been a Miranda.

I read the Agony Booth recap. That's all I need. (Gah, indie romantic comedies can be the worst.)