RE-CODE IT

I worked in a video store where the guy who played Steve on "Sex and the City" was a member. First time I waited on him I debated whether to ask him for his last name or just access his account without asking. Did David Eigenberg want to be recognized? Did he believe I didn't know who he was and was he pissed?

The woman who played Jerry's mom said that now that she's recognized in public she has to put on lipstick every time she leaves her home.

Wifi should be socialized. I'm a ~GASP~ socialist!

Do you work for Maersk? Because when I worked for Maersk that was a nuisance.

It's not okay that you said "pin number."

Yeah, my AVC email is ancient. I haven't used hotmail in ages.

Doesn't anyone else use LastPass?

Don't remember him.

Broadway box offices aren't Open All Night.

He's working on a dream to conquer the great white way. The fuse has been lit.

I've been to lots of shows and never been peed on. I was at Woodstock* for chrissakes.

Professional actor? Did you say the same thing about Fallout Boy?

He had a great voice, masculine and gravelly.

Yeah, they're not always bad. Olivia on "The Cosby Show" was adorable.

There was a scene where Homer listed every job he's had but I don't remember what episode it's from.

I had a huuuuge crush on him (I have a thing for catchers). I was really sad when his death was announced during the Dodgers/Mets game Sunday night.

This sounds familiar. I believe you've mentioned this before. Unless Chad Smith's mom has more than one friend who's a mother of an AVC'r.

Kid me in the '80s didn't like the looks of these guys at all but now? James Hetfield is smokin' hot.

You lived in your fraternity house for years? Like, plural? One semester and the summer then I was like, I'ma get an off-campus apartment.