Ditto China Beach. 

I mean...

Mmm, pumpkin soup.

Can no one spare a shudder for Freak Show? Bc Freak show was The Worst.

How much does yours charge? Hera’s getting cocky; we’re pretty sure she’s taking advantage.

These people in Connecticut would insist the same!

Heh. I won’t tell you that I tried on several horrible British accents to make that word and your name sound different...but I won’t tell you that I didn’t.

...all of whom pronounced my name like it rhymed with “telly”...

Is...is Evan Rachel Wood going for a devil thing here? With the shaggy frock and the kinda heavy cloven-foot looking legs? Because if she is, that’s just fine.

Please tell it!

I mean, yes, like a sushi boat place. But... random waffles? Does the cafeteria just scan the minds of everyone in the room and send out what they’re thinking of? The fact that there were waffles on Food Boat River made me sure it wasn’t real (for about 30 seconds at a time, followed by, Wait, no, it’s real for the…

And that’s probably true to the best of her knowledge! My dad was 100% Ashkenazi (my mom, not at all), so I’m 50%; my daughter is 25%; if she were to have a kid, Kid would be 12ish%. So your nearest mystery Ashkenazi relative could have been a great-grandparent. Maybe that’s possible? (Oh, and that’s only if that one…

WAIT - Dick Clark is dead?

...and back then, the snake oil was full of morphine, heroin, and cocaine. So at least it did something.

The TJX stores (TJ Maxx, Marshalls, Home Goods) do this now, too.

Oooh, I like this one too.

You get it. It’s kind of like if Weekend at Bernie’s and a game of hot potato had a baby (named George, who nobody liked).

Is “George’s family was not at all fond of him” on the list? Maybe they just dropped him into someone’s bag on a crowded bus, starting a chain of wacky re-deposits that ended on your path to the chicken.

If one listens on Amazon, the lyrics are right there in the player. :)