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bustard’s/minimal — bust·ards/min·ni·mal

The bustard’s an exquisite fowl,
with minimal reason to growl.
He escapes what would be
Illegitimacy
By grace of a fortunate vowel.

The impromptu red carpet interview was created by Joan Rivers, who had vast knowledge of the celebrities she encountered and her unique laser sharp comedic skill to make even the most banal interview fun. But Joan also had a lifelong sense of fashion and style; remember, she coined the phrase, “who are you wearing?” -…

“A former senior vice president, Lisa Bridges, sued the company and the head of goddamn human resources in June, alleging equal pay violations, retaliation, sexual harassment, and gender discrimination.”

Gentle reminder that Human Resources is not your friend. They exist to protect the company. I’m not saying people…

The thrift store story reads like the script for a rejected Hallmark movie. I don’t believe it one bit.

Seriously. That and that humblebrag ass thrift store one. Jesus. “So the fry cook and I saunter over to the 1950's garage and the gentleman confesses to the murder. Quite an odd morning I suppose, but what a great haul!”

I’m surprised the Franny one was picked. It’s so obviously fake.

Guyyyysss, who approved the Ouija board story?

Vicky, the one who wanted to be the star actress, comes out on stage for her big moment in Sean’s presentation... and stands in the dark spot on the stage.

A company from Japan, a country who wants South Korea to forget something that happened 80 years ago, incorrectly translates a commercial they’re running in South Korea, implying that 80 years is too long to remember something. The commercial itself doesn’t have anything to do with comfort women, it’s the translation…

You know those common phrases that become part of every day language to reference a certain concept or situation, and by the time a few generations have gone by, a lot of people don’t know or don’t remember the origin of the phrase? Yeaaah.

I don’t for a second believe this is a true story, but it was really well written and I loved it.

Back in the early 2000s I moved in with a now ex-boyfriend. He lived in a bungalow style house in one of the neighborhoods of a large midwestern city. This happened when I was taking a personal day from work after moving in to finish getting things arranged and unpacked.

Made this account purely to participate because I have a recent weird experience. This story is from about two months ago. I have no clear explanation for what the hell happened and it took me three attempts to work myself up to remembering it in enough detail to write it down. Here goes.

Yeah, it was definitely a Harry Potter reference.

This is only tangentially related but am I the only person who wants to see something with Phoebe Waller-Bridge and Paget Brewster just being snarky bitches to each other?  It might be the greatest piece of entertainment ever produced

No, I am in Maryland. Great minds I suppose.

Yesterday a friend of mine had to call the principal of the high school our kids attend to explain to him why it was a bad idea to lock many of the bathrooms between classes and during lunch. He explained that he was trying to cut down on vaping in the bathrooms, and she explained while this was a noble purpose, there…

Thank you!