Beef carpaccio. The line between good and perfect is razor thin, but the difference is transcendent. Seeing it on a menu means a chance at joy, and I’m always going to take that chance!

Unemployed in CT. Filed three weeks ago, along with hundreds of thousands of others in this sad, crowded boat, and the system is not capable of handling it.

(For you and FreeHotRats!)

We’re only halfway through the season!

In The League, he played Rafi, Nick Kroll’s completely unhinged brother-in-law. It was stunning.

I live 10 minutes from the second store, which must be 25 years old by now. It was *much* more amusement park-y back in the day.

“Aunt Tiffany” sounds an awful lot like antiphony. Coincidence?

I also thought it was booze, though this is the second recap I saw today that reported it as bones, so...[?]

I assumed it was Parseltongue! Either way, agree: It’s funnier than The Jokes would have been.

Are you in Connecticut? Bc this just happened in my town, too, and the logic is baffling. Just how many principals are out there thinking ‘I know! Lock the bathrooms!’?

Your updates are always a delight. :)

What DerbyDuck said!

The value of pro help in action. :)

A pro is definitely worth looking into, thank you.

I see the worst possible outcome then see myself in the other side of it. I DK if that makes sense...

Thank you, that’s really good advice!

Hello! I’ve been knocking around here since the Gawker days and don’t post often, but I hope someone out there will see this and take pity. You see, I’m trying to help someone.

I especially love that the fictional concepts are grammatical terms slapped onto math words. Have you heard about the deontic logarithms and predicative angle research that scientists are using to pinpoint the earliest known superordinate phonemes?

Mr. Richman took his life in the office of the Avielle Foundation, which is even more heartbreaking. (Edmond Town Hall is a community center & the foundation has offices there.)

The fundamental flaw here is that in JLoland, it IS the early aughts. The rest of us may continue in the alterna-hellscape of 2018, but we do get to keep our drawers unapologetically to ourselves.