The problem with Kinja is the lack of an anti-star.

is that a chain around his neck, or just some fine-glistening neck sweat?

I feel like after watching this my phone will ring and I’ll have seven days left to live.

I barfed

Because he was one of the people who truly realized how minuscule and insignificant our entire existence is.

Two words: Flat Earthers.

Because he knew only the dead can know peace from the evil of men.

Because video game life is real.

as soon as i heard this i couldnt help but think it was depply upfortunate timing

Nah, Holly was a hoe who is trying to make the mansion look bad although she knew exactly what she was doing....effing an old guy for money.

I’m sure your body is the most beautiful body in all of bodyville.

I’m not afraid to die. BRING ON THE SNU SNU!

Most people here seem to disagree with you.

Rick was shot in the line of duty...

Felt the same about Gargoyles when I found out that cartoon voice actors are rarely in the same room together.

“GLORY BOY trying to show up his pitcher by throwing it that fast! If Jonathan Papelbon was on his team, he’d light him up and show him the Right Way!”

“Look at this guy showing off, showing up the game. We used to hit the cutoff man or two bounce that to home plate in my day!”