I’ve said this before, but:

Essos, obvs.

WHY ARE THESE VIDEOS NARRATED BY A CANADIAN???

You will be pelted with stars.

“Oh Ganja-Church” scans so much better.

You never know. He’s a very well known germaphobe, and refuses to shake hands with people because of it. So, refusing to let someone touch your dick without a glove...I don’t know. But then...the other part of the story features no-condom rape, so I don’t know.

You mean like the guy who forged those memos about W during the 2004 election, or the Swiftboaters?

I read your comment without looking at your username, and for about thirty seconds wanted to know what sort of adjectival condition being “Chalupa Batman” might be.

It looks like the photo is composited together from two different heads.

Is there an Under Siege 3, where he and Vladimir Putin save the world by shooting lots of guns and banging underage prostitutes? Because that’s what he’s into now, I hear. (And by that, I mean guns, Putin, and sex trafficking.)

You like that “Uma Thurman” song? Because that is the worst of the worst.

It was the whale’s backup gun.

Why is that ID so obviously fake?

Do you see that man over there, Kyle? That’s Lars Ulrich.

All we need is for Metallica to cosign.

Jesus. When did this happen?

Kind of seems like that’s precisely what it was.

This is so fucked up, I can’t even.

Best part is that character is called a “thorn.”

Maybe you were a cop on the take?