What are your feelings about the cronut?

In all fairness, they don’t really look like donuts. You could just as easily call them sushi bagels.

Forget it, Jake. It’s Chinatown.

But why? I understand that it’s true, but I need to see someone make me understand the other party’s motivation.

I don’t know. He’s apparently a real dick off screen.

From Alfred Lobel’s “Frog and Toad Get Frisky”

That’s a garter snake, not a python.

My guess is: Super-scientist who gets lured to the dark side, almost by accident, because the evil villain offers to fund their ongoing research, à la Guy Pearce and Rebecca Black in Iron Man 3.

Clearly we need more guns. Maybe we could design guns that hold other guns to help alleviate the problem.

I mean seriously. Most Walmarts have their own armories now.

It’s the same deal in a lot of games that offer random loot crates. ME 3 Multiplayer kept taunting me with garbage unlocks for months while everyone kept getting the gun that one shots everything.

I thought that was Liz Sroka! Good catch!

Trump is also in bed with the Wounded Warrior Foundation, which is also less than on the level.

Big media doesn’t give a fuck, though. Most of the “journalists” on the broadcast/cable networks are nothing more than very wealthy celebrities, who will remain completely insulated from the adverse effects, short of a nuclear exchange or zombie apocalypse.

As long as ripping him a new asshole in the press draws eyeballs, they may keep doing it.

You forgot the bit where cops in riot gear help light the fires.

I like your optimism.

I guess it’s ok that he ate his gun instead.

This conversation is easier to start in Depp’s case because in the last decade or so, aside from the Pirates movies, he’s become one of the biggest money-losing movie stars, if not the biggest.

More like two.