Why does Carl Sagan look so sad?

And Slim Jim.

Does your dick have a cube-shaped tip?

Trump is cock and ball torture in human form.

Those are some of the richest fucking hill people I’ve ever seen.

You have the best user name.

Funniest thing on the internet today.

It’s only one of the many wrong things on this list.

#yesallcigars

Cigar Aficionado is like the Perfect 10 of lifestyle magazines.

The Trump ending is the one where the Citadel shoots out a brown beam and everyone dies.

I fully expect him to say, “I am your salvation through your destruction.”

She’s trying to bring back full bush, that’s all.

Eh. I think kids learn the wrong message from Daniel Tiger, namely that the central conflict of each episode centers on Daniel Tiger getting pissed off and acting like a dick, and not the resolution of the feelings that make him act like a dick.

Agreed: the jetpack stuff in particular looked a little ME 1 to me.

Ok, I’m not a car guy, but even I’m kinda drooling.

Did you notice the epitaph reads “Made America HATE Again”?

Or Munich would just be the world’s largest open-air prison.

In particular the line “public spaces.” So if it happened in someone’s home, then it is assault? That law is a whole bucket of WAT.

Are we sure he’s not just a serial rapist?