I could already hear the screams “YOU HAD ONE JOB!!”.

He’s using the trees.

*HAPPENIS*

I agree with you mostly, except for this tibdit of fun from Senator Giggles*:

HOLY...

I give it 127 hours.

Tampa Bay is not a city.

Deadspin slack is furious about this ranking, in a way it hasn’t been since the cereal debacle.

That Baltimore would rank under Pittsburgh in this list is an affront to everything I know to be right and true.

I’m surprised he hasn’t already announced, “I am the vanguard of your destruction.”

“After I’m elected, out Reapers will be the best, the best. Simply the greatest reapers on Earth. Absolutely the best.”

Don’t blame me, I voted for Harbinger.

Perhaps the humans weren’t selfish xenophobes (surprisingly) and took some of every species on their cross galaxy Ark?

Just because you dont like them anymore doesnt mean they suck.

It’s a VERY VERY easy Google search away.

We should collect pictures of Jeremy Irons doing wrong stuff for all occasions.

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I am disappointed about the lack of references to ultimate cigar bro Bill Clinton in this post.

Big fan of yours Drew. You’re the main reason I visit deadspin.