All we need is for Metallica to cosign.

Shame on you. Go back to your corner. :)

Given that The Martian sort of came across as an apology for Prometheus, not really. Also, Noomi Rapace’s character was terrible, and she was terrible. And so was the rest of Prometheus.

Jesus. When did this happen?

Kind of seems like that’s precisely what it was.

This is so fucked up, I can’t even.

HOW DARE YOU

Best part is that character is called a “thorn.”

Maybe you were a cop on the take?

What are your feelings about the cronut?

In all fairness, they don’t really look like donuts. You could just as easily call them sushi bagels.

I believe the standard naming practice is pick an adverb at random and remove most of the vowels.

Forget it, Jake. It’s Chinatown.

But why? I understand that it’s true, but I need to see someone make me understand the other party’s motivation.

I don’t know. He’s apparently a real dick off screen.

From Alfred Lobel’s “Frog and Toad Get Frisky”

Clerks and most Tarantino movies are way too talky, Pulp Fiction being the major exception.

That’s a garter snake, not a python.

My guess is: Super-scientist who gets lured to the dark side, almost by accident, because the evil villain offers to fund their ongoing research, à la Guy Pearce and Rebecca Black in Iron Man 3.

Clearly we need more guns. Maybe we could design guns that hold other guns to help alleviate the problem.