I mean seriously. Most Walmarts have their own armories now.

And it’s pretty fuckin awesome, too.

It’s the same deal in a lot of games that offer random loot crates. ME 3 Multiplayer kept taunting me with garbage unlocks for months while everyone kept getting the gun that one shots everything.

I thought that was Liz Sroka! Good catch!

And cool as fuck.

The olive oil budget alone...

Trump is also in bed with the Wounded Warrior Foundation, which is also less than on the level.

Big media doesn’t give a fuck, though. Most of the “journalists” on the broadcast/cable networks are nothing more than very wealthy celebrities, who will remain completely insulated from the adverse effects, short of a nuclear exchange or zombie apocalypse.

As long as ripping him a new asshole in the press draws eyeballs, they may keep doing it.

You forgot the bit where cops in riot gear help light the fires.

I like your optimism.

I guess it’s ok that he ate his gun instead.

“I hope that gator eats all of you motherfuckers!”

This conversation is easier to start in Depp’s case because in the last decade or so, aside from the Pirates movies, he’s become one of the biggest money-losing movie stars, if not the biggest.

But not comet stuff.

More like two.

Paul Verhoeven is a schlock genius, sir. Good day.

Why does Carl Sagan look so sad?

Don’t forget Star Wars.

Days of Future Past was pretty terrible, I thought.