Probably.

But probably not by the host. I mean, even Leno didn’t mention Gwÿnÿth’s shiny leg-lotion situation.

Do his friends call him “Bacon D” or “B Double” for short? Cause you gotta go with B Double.

But no “Destiny of Fantasy”?

Yeah, I can’t wait to add a puckering asshole to my VR disorientation puke.

I’m not entirely sure they even read the Odyssey before they mad that movie.

But casting him as Odysseus meant he couldn’t die.

You may not know this, but “woof woof” is dog for “Heil Hitler.”

Nah, fuck that dog.

Viggoat Mortensen?

Put the Pit of the Sarlacc at the bottom of that hole, and I agree.

Eh. It’s kinda funny.

There is no spoon.

I can only imagine how hard that must be, though, playing a show and then having to fly the plane to the next gig. Does he get to sleep?

Sick burn, dude.

Great, something new to worry about.

Andre 3000 seems like a cool guy. I don’t know his music that well, but he’s also a pretty charismatic actor, based on the few times I’ve seen him on screen. I wish he’d do more of that, too.

That is XCOM in a nutshell, right there.

Wait, your phone can delete your data after ten incorrect login attempts? Because that’s not what happens when my kids grab my phone and start playing with it.

Best kind.