But probably not by the host. I mean, even Leno didn’t mention Gwÿnÿth’s shiny leg-lotion situation.

Do his friends call him “Bacon D” or “B Double” for short? Cause you gotta go with B Double.

But no “Destiny of Fantasy”?

You may not know this, but “woof woof” is dog for “Heil Hitler.”

Nah, fuck that dog.

Viggoat Mortensen?

There is no spoon.

I can only imagine how hard that must be, though, playing a show and then having to fly the plane to the next gig. Does he get to sleep?

Sick burn, dude.

Great, something new to worry about.

Andre 3000 seems like a cool guy. I don’t know his music that well, but he’s also a pretty charismatic actor, based on the few times I’ve seen him on screen. I wish he’d do more of that, too.

That is XCOM in a nutshell, right there.

Best kind.

Who are morons.

W is looking hella old.

I agree. And yet the entirety of this article makes me sad for us humans. I fear there are going to be many more painful transitions and realizations to come before we become a fully equal society. I’ll be glad when it’s over, should I live that long.

Ick. I knew there was something really rotten in the sate of Delaware.

Who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker?

Here’s hoping she got a double double

It’s not like the Grammy’s are really even awards anyhow.