Bruno Marks?
Bruno Marks?
No. Because I can’t stand Martin Short.
That is a lot of post-Taco Bell diarrhea to deal with.
I love how she absolutely PWNS everyone. I wish she were going to be president.
I, for one, volunteer to go protest at the doorstep of these immoral doctors, who seek to give men unGodly boners. I will show anyone attempting to enter their offices pictures of my own penis, taken just after I finished a polar bear swim, just to make sure they know of their sins.
I think an intrapenile ultrasound might be in order, too, just so the patient can “make a fully informed decision.”
My right hand will to write a note, as soon as it stops crying.
Valerie Plame.
#ShowernotaGrower
If you don’t rebuke Satan first, how can you tell that your clock isn’t working on behalf of the trickster?
I loved XCOM: EU. My only gripe with it was that you couldn’t shoot at things that weren’t enemies, in order to strategically detonate vehicles, but had to rely on random misses. That’s a very small gripe, and EU was very nearly a perfect game in my opinion.
Time’s almost up. I’m also voting scrotum torture.
And Four Christmases.
Is she the one who makes you eat human flesh in order for her to become your follower?
All the Kotaku writers get assigned different beats to follow. I think sex in video games is one of hers.
I always pick Nord. %50 resistance to frost is a big plus in Skyrim.
Add Jeremy Piven and you have the world’s most revolting three-way.
Look for this on Kenny Florian’s next ESPN segment.
There was a comedian who did a bit on “old sperm” babies. “They’re the kids, you know, who are sitting off to the side, quietly coughing into a handkerchief, and pulling the collar on their cardigan shut against the wind, while all the normal kids run and play.”