Viggoat Mortensen?

There is no spoon.

I can only imagine how hard that must be, though, playing a show and then having to fly the plane to the next gig. Does he get to sleep?

Sick burn, dude.

Great, something new to worry about.

Andre 3000 seems like a cool guy. I don’t know his music that well, but he’s also a pretty charismatic actor, based on the few times I’ve seen him on screen. I wish he’d do more of that, too.

That is XCOM in a nutshell, right there.

Best kind.

Who are morons.

W is looking hella old.

I agree. And yet the entirety of this article makes me sad for us humans. I fear there are going to be many more painful transitions and realizations to come before we become a fully equal society. I’ll be glad when it’s over, should I live that long.

Ick. I knew there was something really rotten in the sate of Delaware.

Who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker?

Here’s hoping she got a double double

It’s not like the Grammy’s are really even awards anyhow.

Bruno Marks?

No. Because I can’t stand Martin Short.

That is a lot of post-Taco Bell diarrhea to deal with.

I love how she absolutely PWNS everyone. I wish she were going to be president.

I, for one, volunteer to go protest at the doorstep of these immoral doctors, who seek to give men unGodly boners. I will show anyone attempting to enter their offices pictures of my own penis, taken just after I finished a polar bear swim, just to make sure they know of their sins.