Who are morons.

W is looking hella old.

I agree. And yet the entirety of this article makes me sad for us humans. I fear there are going to be many more painful transitions and realizations to come before we become a fully equal society. I’ll be glad when it’s over, should I live that long.

Ick. I knew there was something really rotten in the sate of Delaware.

Who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker?

Here’s hoping she got a double double

Your comment took a real turn at the end.

Every time I see Depp looking like that, all I see is a super coked out Madonna.

It’s not like the Grammy’s are really even awards anyhow.

Bruno Marks?

No. Because I can’t stand Martin Short.

I also hope that campy isn’t the new gritty either.

That is a lot of post-Taco Bell diarrhea to deal with.

I love how she absolutely PWNS everyone. I wish she were going to be president.

I, for one, volunteer to go protest at the doorstep of these immoral doctors, who seek to give men unGodly boners. I will show anyone attempting to enter their offices pictures of my own penis, taken just after I finished a polar bear swim, just to make sure they know of their sins.

I think an intrapenile ultrasound might be in order, too, just so the patient can “make a fully informed decision.”

My right hand will to write a note, as soon as it stops crying.

Valerie Plame.

#ShowernotaGrower

That looks like a hell of a lot more than 20% more tank.