Good luck with steps 1, 7 and 9. Posing for pictures with the big cardboard check is probably a condition of winning.

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But the lump sum won’t be taxed at the highest rate next year, because it won’t be counted as earnings in TY 2017. You’ll just pay the disproportionately low tax rates on investments/earned interest/ holdings, which are significantly lower than the highest rate.

Because it’s LA, and everything over 20 years old is a teardown.

Everything Wiig does seems like a schtick. McKinnon has a pretty considerable range.

Add legalese, “Allegedly...”

Why does Melania look exactly like Trump???

Preferably located on the tip of the user’s nose.

I know he means well, and I don’t mean to shit on him,but as most sweeping generalizations go, in particular taken together with, “They’re infinitely more complex than we are. Stronger and sharper,” it comes across as unintentionally sexist.

Running toward Mexico, I hope.

Heroin is a hello drug.

fewer than 24 hours

Never.

Absolutely no mention is made of Sam Witwicky in Transformers: Age of Extinction.

It’s called Pottery Barn.

STOP RUINING TOAST BY BEING SO CREEPY

I can't stand that guy.

I would agree with your point, if Instagram were art.

Psst.

Wow.