Back in 2016: “If Trump doesn’t win, I’m grabbing my musket. Who’s with me? - Joe Walsh

Product? Is he talking about hair gel. 

This is why I stopped giving NPR my money.

How does anyone ever know what the f@ck he is even saying

Man. And to think W had a poor reputation for oratory. 

Say something like this at work, about something you work on, and get fired.  

That perfectly reminded me of a recent study about psychopaths and the richness of information in sentences. A normal person might say “That butterfly is orange. Possibly red.” a psychopath will say something like “You know, I know a lot of people, and some of those people are thinking great things. But not all of…

Votes, you need votes
To win the election again
You won’t be there
You won’t be there

“What if we reverse the Earth’s rotation so the hurricanes go the other direction?”

“We’ll look into it. sir.”

Oh lovely desk dent... You are my only friend, desk dent. You fit my forehead perfectly and more perfectly every time I read a Trump story. Don’t ever leave me desk dent. I don’t think my walls can take it.

1. Sees something interesting happening somewhere else.

Everybody looks so thrilled and happy to be there, they must be the best of friends.

Tomi Lahren’s entire deal is that she’s persecuted by the liberal cool kids, but she’s so plucky and brave.

When the ONLY selling point of your product is owning the libs, then you’re...

...probably going to do pretty well for yourself. Fuck.

What if we created an athleisure line for fat racist middle America that works both at the waterboard room and the klan rally. At the dairy queen and lounging back home in the trailer? Something wrapped in the flag, like a MAGA hat, that says my special brand of patriotism is both loud, proud and ignorant?

THIS

The second part is somehow just as dumb:

This right here. I have developed “collections” for “celebrities” before, and you just described exactly how it always more or less happens. Also, every single buyer from every single store they meet with are going to look at them exactly like this:

WHEN WILL THE WORLD CUT A CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE WHITE BOND WOMAN A BREAK?!

That girl looks positively pained to be there.