Mason Rudolph looks like Matt Gaetz if he played football. 

Hue.0 

Oh c’mon you know this time next week he’ll be claiming victory for Baseball being off the air because “coastal elites” booed him and now nobody will even broadcast them!

Plot twist, this was all an elaborate scheme by Elway to kill Joe’s career for good after the mile high miracle in 2012. 

Remember when the NBA was so pious about how the NFL silenced Kaepernick? Good times.

I imagine the White House declared war because Trump thought he could get a deferment if they did. 

Baker Manziel 

Now that Gruden is out and was the only one preventing Haskins from starting, I think it’s a good time to warn him about his upcoming future; 

Can’t wait for the sequel; 

The other angle. 

So they besmirched the good name of Nickelback for nothing.

Because Trump is committing crimes and telling everyone about it. The equivalent to this asking Ukraine to investigate today from the rose garden would be if Nixon got on a megaphone and played the Watergate tapes during a press conference.

Big Pharma’s master plan as told by morons with dementia and a massive head wound:

As if he hasn’t subjected us to enough, he has to try and make us listen to Nickelback? What a sadistic fucking asshole. 

Well we always knew he was a mother fucker.

Not only does that look like Dennis Reynolds, but looks like a way Dennis would wear a jersey if he couldn’t go shirtless.

Anyone who had a bully growing up knows that the second they get punched in the mouth (literally or metaphorically) they turn into a sniveling coward.