Republican slogans;

It was a perfect call... for the Democrats, and you know, non traitors 

We doing this shit again? I’ll let AOC explain what these evils of socialism are, now just a meaningless word used by Republicans to scare boomers into voting for fascists:

Trump learning? Has he become self aware? Is this the part where the raptors learn how to use the doorknobs?

Well now we know who put this ad up in the NYC subway today

How much longer till they just start dangling keys at the screen and make cooing noises?

Seb Gorka is the less intelligent but equally as racist and compromised Steven Seagal.

GOP plan;

Let’s circle the wagons and protect the dementia addled tangerine with an open head wound.

Now we know why Trump hates windmills

I don’t disagree with narrowing the focus to be honest.

Party of law and order.

Never understood why a guy who lost three Presidential primaries was ever considered the “electable one” out of the bunch.

Fake news, the only people who seek masturbatory fodder from Trump are Republicans.

Again it got better. 

He was on first thing in the morning. 

It gets so much better;

It would not shock me for a second if Fox News doesn’t start blaming Hillary Clinton for this at some point today.

I love that a guy who screams “fake news!” at the drop of a hat is going to be undone by literally believing “fake news.”

Here’s that transcript from Trump about his call with the President of Ukraine;

“Donald Trump has assured me democracy is an established precedent so I’m happy with his decision to burn the Constitution.”