But how can she be racist when I can see her black friend in the marketing?

Literally no one has ever said that about anyone. She may as well have called the line “Strawman.”

Hey don’t besmirch Freedumb: http://skately.com/library/brands/freedumb-clothing

shut the fuck up, tomato

Jokes on you, I won’t bite.

To quote Mother Theresa, “And when you’re a living saint, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ‘em by the pussy. You can do anything.” 

I too remember the time Mother Teresa fucked a pornstar. 

“You might even see tax cuts 2.0, which would drive additional tax relief and create additional tax incentives for middle class folks, for blue collar workers for small businesses,”

I’ve talked to people on crack who make more sense than Kudlow.

I don't have enough stars to give.

Chance Card: Income taxes! Pay $100 minus 5% for each un-mortgaged property you own.

He has to direct himself since just about nobody else can stand doing it. 

Awesome comment.

I think she meant "rejoining".

No. 6, damn. There’s people in Gitmo for less.

Rick Perry has been screaming “It’s a fucking dewgong, morons!” all day at his Instragram account

To be fair, randomly experimenting on soldiers is a proven method for creating superheroes. 

The fact that Jim Tomsula has been dethroned as the worst HC in NFL history is pretty shocking. I thought he’d hold onto that title tighter than a hobo holding a half eaten drumstick.

It’s a black, nose-less rabbit with feathers and white-tipped cartilage ears. A-duh.