Jake Tapper, firefighter:

The bottom of a dumpster?

But can we use magic crystals to fix the water in Flint? 

They’re also gullible dumbfucks with no critical thinking skills. My poor sister-in-law’s mother sincerely believes that Taylor Goddamn Swift is a lizard person because of a Youtube video she saw.

Probably because you didn’t read the article.

I can not help but come to the conclusion that the New York Times is owned and run by corporate fascists.

Good lord the NYT sucks

 You're not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say. 

Too late!  Now you must look upon my typo and despair!

“They use it almost when they run out of things to criticize you—they say ‘he’s a racist, he’s a racist. Now, in some cases it’s true, there are people that are racist, bad people.”

Your Highness Qiaobiluo ended up getting an outpouring of support after the incident, racking up well over half a million followers and becoming the most-searched streamer on DouYu.

So is an inanimate carbon rod!

So true. I was like, yeah go Marianne...and then she kept talking.

Sanders shot back: “It’s not a business!”

I know it’s not going to happen, but damn, please let Warren and Sanders run together. Their seats are “safe” and they fill in where the other lacks.

Could you imagine the void you’d have to have in your soul to happily stand behind Trump as leader of the “free world”?

The conversation would be more like

The thing that impresses me most about some of the tools that have lamprey’d onto this regime is how filled to bursting they are with red herrings, straw men, and irrelevancies. What’s shameful is how transparent they are.

You can still vote for him but you'll need to write it in. Good thing most Trump voters can't read and write.