I am so impressed that he said “couldn’t care less.”

Driving 47 miles with internal bleeding to own the libs seems like a hell of a way to go.

Literally dying to own the libs. 

Manhattan is a giant mall. Not all parts of the outer boroughs.

He’s going back to his original 2016 American Carnage campaign strategy, remember? “What the hell have you got to lose?” He actually thinks that telling black people they live in hell, and should therefore vote for him because #yolo, Again. is going to work. Since lightning struck once, he figures, it’ll strike again…

NYC used to be fun. Now it's just a giant mall for rich people and tourists. 

NY has it problems, but it’s doing ok. Where do you come from? Also Trump lives in a tower and takes a car everywhere. He basically lives in a mall and everyone in NY has hated him for decades now.

There is a 5-8% margin of error in that poll.

Hey now, you forgot Diamond and Silk!!!

Also that guy Trump called “my African American”, he’s surely a fan. 

A white supremicist gunned down a couple brown children yesterday, including a 6-year-old who was playing in a bouncy house with his mother. This, after a week that the president spent deliberately attacking POC, and rallying his most ardent, racist supporters.

Always upvote Manuel.

Oh, go whine on your tiny violin somewhere else, you worthless cockwalloper. Quit fucking our elections.

I wouldn’t know, I don’t see color, only character,

And I mean this most sincerely…

He looks so querulous and dessicated. How does a fat person look so dry?

“OK sir, put on your shitty looking MAGA baseball hat and pick up the phone receiver in your left hand while looking into the camera with a bored look and drumming your fingers on the desk with your right hand.......OK look here......GREAT! Got it. Let’s post this baby.”

Are there any actual things, you know, like tasks, that he should be actually doing as president?   Or is this is it now?  Just a bunch of complaining and silly posturing?  

Literally a tweet for every occasion.