I wouldn’t be worried about Kim Jong Un if I were Trump

I mean he still was.

That’s half the price of this stupid fucking conference

Never realized Will Smith could get his son into the NFL too. 

In Trump’s mind Tom Brady and Robert Kraft must have dual citizenship. Also this is nothing new; 

What gets me is that by all accounts, Trump doesn’t have to intimidate anyone not to do their jobs, they’ve already been doing that for the past four years while they cover this deranged moron.

Here I am, Nuke you like a Hurricane.

Literally no one has ever said those words to you. God, even in introducing a fucking clothing line, which I guarantee you did zero fucking work other than tell people I want to put a shotgun in my leggings and MORE STARS, you have to play the victim card.

I look forward to Hasbro revising the current rules of Monopoly by allowing players who go bankrupt to simply get bailed out by the bank provided they have enough property, and for the other players to subsidize this redistribution of wealth.

I don’t know why this is news, she was always a Fox News contributor. 

I see Betsy DeVos is doing amazing work undermining the education system in this country.

Trust the process:

I see. It’s Hollywood that’s making Cops look bad.

I’m sure the Republican talking points tonight will be “we should only be giving our vaccines to American citizens!”

I did Nazi that coming. 

“First of all, I think it’s dangerous for you to think that the President Donald John Trump this man was referring to was Donald J. Trump, the President of the United States. He never clarified and I have it on good authority that the Donald John Trump he was referring to was actually the president of a sporting goods…

I for one am shocked the Trump playlist isn’t just America fuck yeah on loop.

I’m a problem solver and I think I know what to do with all the lost advertisers for Fox. Make a reality show where you banish these troglodytes to RACIST ISLAND.

On the left, homeless man who is mentally disturbed and was charged with trespassing. On the right, terrorist who the right wants to claim as mentally disturbed (instead of radicalized), after murdering 20 people in a Walmart because fox and Trump told him the immigrants were coming to murder his family.