Someone saw him playing tennis, called him the Michelin man and he misheard it. This has to have happened more than once, so by virtue of it being said to him multiple times he thought nobody was called a “Michigan” man more so therefore he’s the Michigan man of the year! 

Fundamentally their argument is that the left is dangerous and radical too, so therefore we shouldn’t do anything to stop them from obtaining guns?

Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so she can breathe. I think she owes it an apology.

If you believe that Abel was the “first murder” then you shouldn’t be allowed to own a rock, let alone a gun.

Just another day in paradise

“Don Jr. is my gun expert,” Mr. Trump told supporters at a fundraiser Friday in Bridgehampton, N.Y., according to one of the people familiar with the matter. “He knows more about guns than anyone I know.”

Cuccinelli

This is the reason Trump is terrified of wind power.

A few facts though,

They do know that;

Portnoy’s complaint.

Of course he’s after the bald eagle, he can’t get over anyone attacking him. 

I love how a guy who can’t spell Hamburger, and a guy who’s been eating the vegan version in Harlem for the past decade are now responsible for crafting an elaborate scheme to murder a pedophile to prevent him from...um...telling the world he had connections to them?

At this point it’s clear the helmet won’t be protecting Antonio from CTE 

NYT’s headline tomorrow probably

NYT’s headline tomorrow probably

If only we had a warning sign;

I’m shocked. If there’s one thing Trump respects it’s when he hears the word no.

Sorry I ran out of space.