I’d help but I took a linear-fusion shot to the knee!

It should have been 40+ pages longer. These microbooks are really annoying the shit out of me.

I’m not saying that buying my bridge would answer all of your questions...but buying my bridge WILL answer all of your questions.

It’s like a Star Wars nerd and a Tolkien nerd loved each other VERY much...

Those novels started off well enough, then they became a soapbox for Libertarian fantasy fulfillment really fast.

Aaaaand the show is officially fucked.

Our enemies have nothing to lose and everything to gain by our continued viral paralysis.

Dye-free for your convenience!

So why were they farming an invasive species in the first place?

Having owned a Blown ‘79 Trans-Am at 16, I can say with absolute certainty that not all people are qualified to drive all cars. I really feel like there should be some additional something required if you are buying a 400hp+ performance vehicle.

I wonder what their stance on arming pedophiles and ex-cons is.

So littering in a state park. That’s a 1000 dollar fine, right?

I heard that crack and watched him just looking up and all I could think was Ty chto mumu yebyosh!

Okay fine, you’re right. I’d take either, as it opens the door to other characters surviving order 66 and getting old and cranky - perfect attributes for a mentor to have.

Dude...bringing a crotchety old Kyle Katarn to mentor the child would be epic. He’s basically a blank slate of good-guy with a dab of antihero.

I hope Reagan is still burning in Hell for the legacy he left us.

“The Left” lol.

It would be just perfect if Quanon goes down for child porn.

I prefer Orangina. Does that make me a Fruit-o-phile?