Nice truck. Shame it takes a mortgage to buy one.

Drive less, pay lower road tax. 

Someone really wants to be a VP pick, don’t they?

You can get a mortar and pestle at Walmart for 12 bucks. Powdered, you can do literally anything with the product of your grinding, which only takes a couple of minutes.

You had me at alligator pit.

About time somebody fucking did it.

Thank you for not making this a fucking slideshow.

“Any crash you can walk away from is a good one”.

Moar hybrid trukz pleez.

For comparison,1.75 acres is about the size of a large single family home. Do better Root.

Only when the fire would be considered “disruptive”.

At least one guy will go for all three.

So much for that vaunted “prosecutorial discretion” we keep hearing about to keep the cart on the rails. This is a travesty..

Take your star you sick bastard XD

For an additional $1121 you get an Ewok valet.

This does seem to be stretching it a bit.

Where’s a “tough on crime” Rethuglican when you actually need one?

50k gross.

For bonus points, the blade fuses to the healed flesh and must be pulled out or look ridiculous.