Cake > Decapitation by the screaming masses

Nice truck. Shame it takes a mortgage to buy one.

Let me know when they start craving human flesh.

Lets call it a “long-term product demo” and leave them there.

DING DING DING

Canvassers lie because they are paid by signature. Are we really just finding this out?

So...anyone else notice the missing guardian in the assembled pics at the end?

Drive less, pay lower road tax. 

Someone really wants to be a VP pick, don’t they?

You can get a mortar and pestle at Walmart for 12 bucks. Powdered, you can do literally anything with the product of your grinding, which only takes a couple of minutes.

And that’s why you need space-wizard secret police wandering around.

Those statements were probably written by the Bing AI. They sure read like it.

This feels like the transition point of conventional warfare to economic warfare. Whomever builds the most battle-bots wins.

I’d pay $.99 to see that.

You had me at alligator pit.

About time somebody fucking did it.

Kill it with plasma!

Not doing the slideshow, thanks.