Some people are Alien, some people are Aliens. It’s really that simple.

Meth.

Another tragic case of Affluenza incoming.

Really, any spineless parasite will do for this comparison.

It’s a business equation.

Eat grapes or another acidic fruit.

Midori was MADE for Mt. Dew.

Bro - why u small nation shame?

Cake is low and slow - like Slow cooker cake, which is a gift from god.

It’s a ore accurate descriptor as well.

This is a scam. None of these restaurants will honor those “gift certificates”. Tried it three times and each time they refused to honor them.

This is a scam. None of these restaurants will honor those “gift certificates”. Tried it three times and each time…

AM radio? Yeah it pretty much sucks.

Ya Prima donna! I’d swim through liquid COVID for a million bucks. That’s got to be pretty close equivalence, right?

The original story was better. I guess falling in love with a prostitute was too edgy for modern audiences?

Imagine that - killing make-believe people for fun is problematic.

Everyone knows you cover yourself in jelly this time of year, no?

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*Farts loudly

I feel like there should be a ManBearPig cameo in the background of every episode going forward.