*Farts loudly

Just this once my Schadenfreude is matched by my (now) hunger for fast food.

The breakfast Baconator is a real gem. The wedge fries are really good too. The rest of the menu...not so much.

“Smells like Parmesan” is the nice way of saying it smells like your socks lol.

All cold shoulders and icy stares from that one. Chilly reception, indeed!

That’s why you have to dehumanize them first.

What if the Earth was ALREADY DEAD!?

Hrumphf.

It’s gotta stink pretty damn bad for Fucker to pass on it. Like Borscht and (insert popular Chinese condiment here).

VERY NICE-A!

Technoviking is life.

This is what thuggery looks like.

*Farts wetly and notices it smells better than the steaming pile of apologetic patriot-fluffing shit I just read.

WTF is going on in that picture?

Pegacorn, Unisus, etc. etc. lol

Add a tacky steakhouse or three and you have a winner!

Three lefts so far...guessing another one is coming up based on the blinker.

Fresca?

How so... he was the last Starfighter for that time, but that was 40 years ago... surely there are no new starfighters, and something similarly catastrophic could happen again. IT’s not that hard to contrive a decent sequel: