HURRR LETZ RUN CUNTRY LIKE BIZNESS! HURR ITS ALL DA SAMES!

SOMEBODY HELP! THE PRESIDENT IS BEING HARASSED! CALL THE ARMY ASAP!

If you leave your basement to be a human-type person who cares about others and is engaged in society, you are not one of these sad fucks.

Fucking horses

I wish these trolls would just go back to jacking-off to pictures of dead animals.

Must suck for you shit-fucks who spent all that time banging out your literary peepee poopoo and see it dismissed with all the attention I would give a particularly annoying mosquito.

Wait...there’s a version of fuck that isn’t a swear word?

Karen and Mike - Meet the justice system.

Rules are for pussies. Move fast and break things, amirite?

Money laundering 101 - keep it moving into businesses that burn through a LOT of cash.

Obligatory reminder that this is still a better response than a distressing amount of Corporate America.

Adultery. Doesn’t matter if it male or female. If she fucked around, she can’t make any more claims on community property AND Depp may be able to claw back some of the previous settlement due to bad faith.

To be fair, Amber Heard is the plain Wonder bread of Hollywood “Hot chicks”. 

Rebecca Gayheart had a better threesome.

Silver lining: For a few glorious hours...

CONSUME, MOTHERFUCKERS!

CONSUME, MOTHERFUCKERS!

Fuck the glasses - what about the carafes?

Fuck the glasses - what about the carafes?

Earther: Consume less to save the world!

Plan for worst - hope for best.

We’d be polite too if the police were listening to everything we said lol.