Just feed GRASS with the MUD rinsed off to your HORSE.

I’ll tell you in one week...But there must be an apology in there first.

...”Aaand we’ll do it doggie-style so we can both watch X Files...”

Don’t forget to register as a foreign agent now. They now own 21% of your soul.

I’d call the whoppers an exception to that otherwise spot-on rule :-)

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Now i want to see them spend the money and book the flights...OOPS! There’s a hurricane a coming!

This guy agrees.

Aside from not having a shaved head, this is about what i had pictured.

CURSE YOU AUTOCORRECT!

LOL @Beta cuck over here. If this isn’t parody it is hilarious.

Shame it costs ~20,000 dollars to make a fair-use claim in court.

Thank you :-)

Yes we have to be policed. People are awful lol. There has to be an ultimate someone who can step in and mediate when it devolves to monkeys screaming at each other.

I’m not rich enough to merit their time without a news crew behind me.

What a rotten joke. 

I mean, ideally we would want our “Police” to lead by example and show us what being a American citizen’s ideal is.

I feel like (for obvious reasons) we are forgetting that the Police do play a large part in keeping crazy white people in line too.

I’d like to be able to point to a cop and tell my kids that they’re safe as long as that person is around.

Backed by the Officer’s Pension Fund