But does she think he’s “hot”? She’s gone out of her way to marry just about anyone except Leo.

This is 100% true. He has not only never, ever been hot, he has never once in his life looked like a functioning person of his own age. I am *roughly* the same age as he is (within 3 or 4 years, I think), and all through his “heartthrob” years, I thought women my age who found him hot were disgusting, because he…

[note: i had no idea this was going to get so long, feel free to not read. its basically that I am grateful and proud of hillary clinton and she’s falling on the sword for women]

Yes. That is it exactly. He looks like the saltiest, sea-dogged three year old.

On the other hand, Kate Winslet was always hot, both then and now.

He looks like a weather-beaten, middle-aged toddler.

This is the best articulation of what I’ve been trying to say about Hillary for a while now.

Screw the tone of voice, I want someone in charge of the nuclear codes who knows how to say and spell nuclear. I survived 8 years of “nu-cu-lar”, they’ll survive 8 years of a president without a penis.

Get used to it. They’re going to complain about her voice, her tone, her not smiling enough, her face, her hair, her clothes for the next 8 years. But not because they’re sexist or anything.

“Out of the GIRLS(!!!) who are the ghostbusters, which one do you like?”

I may have yelled “HE’S AN MRA!!!” in the theater. I may have gone to a theater where they serve alcohol.

I heard that Paul Feig is sneaking into people’s houses like a reverse Santa Claus and stealing the OG Ghostbusters movie and replacing it with the new one. He’s also going to destroy every copy of the old one so no one can ever see it again!

After taking my four year old son to see it I asked which was his favourite ghostbuster. He pointed to Chris Hemsworth. His male privledge is fine.

YES. So many meta jokes. And what better way to stick it to MRAs who will hate the movie no matter what than to make the villain a misogynist?

Yeah, the first-world-problem is strong with that crowd. Your childhood - your idyllic, Western, privileged motherfucker childhood - was retroactively RUUUINNNED by this? Grow the fuck up bros.

Pandering without it being written by Nicholas Sparks! Pandering without an emo soundtrack! Pandering without some ripped dude staring deep into some actresses eyes and saying some variation of “I’ve never met a girl like you before, you’re different. You’re not like the others.”

It’s certainly possible, but that’s not remotely what he said, and he didn’t clarify it in any of his follow-up comments. Just kept blathering on about how the rest of his points were right, so that one didn’t count.

The follow-up was almost funnier than the original comment. He just couldn’t understand why displaying fundamental ignorance of the subject he was bloviating about might prompt multiple people to comment on that fact.

Someone on Gawker the other day quite passionately opined that the remake clearly sucked because the actors come from Saturday Night Live.