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whentheresnothinglefttoburnyouhavetosethisballsonfire

I recently got hit on by a 23 year old dude (I’m 31) and I was thinking like, “Bless this poor boy. I’d destroy him.” It was adorable.

Because that’s the go to name when people want to imply a certain aesthetic to someone. And this case because saying who she really looks like doesn’t conjure up so many glamorous old Hollywood feels.

I don’t understand why it would be fake. Even the dude above who said he thinks it is ends basically with “But i don’t see what Taylor would get out of it.” It seems obvious to me the main thing Taylor gets out of this is that she gets to be dating Tom Hiddleston.

If Taylor ain’t hitting that I’m shaking my head at her lol

First, I’ll say this is a fantastic idea for series. I love finding out this shit from publicists.

This. The Audrey comparison hardly ever fits. Just say the actress gives you an old school vibe.

Why do I feel like he randomly pulled Audrey’s name out of a hat as a reference. She seems more Veronica Lake/Jayne Mansfield or something, because she’s vampy and lush.

“Was it hard to “do it”?” I whispered gently salivating into my children’s portioned French toast.

Audrey Hepburn is 2 words.

I spent the last few weeks thinking of a tree that we used to have in the backyard of our old house. All those hours I spent under that tree looking up as the sunlight dripped like honey through the leaves. When the thin cold wire of time wasn’t pressing pushing tight against my neck. There was time back then. There’s

What is this blighted hellscape stretching before me?

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Always worth noting that Corden has a Tony for this.

Why? What’s her age or winning Grammy’s have anything to do with innocence? One of my best friends is 30 year old nurse who sees the crap side of life everyday, and she is about the most kind hearted and innocent person I know. Seems she’d be far more jaded than someone who’s been a professional success at music since

This is just me talking out of my ass, but I think T Swift has more chemistry with Karlie Kloss than she has any guy she's been linked with. That means nothing except I think she and Karlie should date (despite there being no evidence that either one of them is at all attracted to women). I just... the heart wants

Beets, we’re talking in circles here. Her politics are not moderate republican. Moderate republicans want nothing to do with her. Her policies and voting history show way more overlap with Bernie than any republican. We can quibble about party drift and the definition of neoliberal until the cows come home, but at the

This. I have unfollowed and unfriended more Bernie zealots than Trump supporters at this point. I voted Bernie and have been chewed out by his supporters for being a Hillary shill this entire time. The fact that I could ever criticize Bernie is sacrilegious. I have experienced the Bernie Bro, first hand and many

But I won’t do that.

I’m acquantainces with a die-hard Bernie supporter and am friends with him on Facebook. He was recently quoted in a Huffington Post article because he has a Facebook group trying to encourage people to march on the Dem convention to probably this exact end.

Be careful what you ask for: