"Our campaign has held giant rallies all across this country, including in high-crime areas"

I’ve mentioned her before, but one of my wife’s 3 living relatives is a retired nun. She lives in an assisted living facility in New Jersey now, and she is absolutely LIVID about all this birth control nonsense. Like, she acknowledges that it’s a component of the Catholic faith, but cannot figure out “What gives a…

That’s crazy-talk.

it was unfair to religious nonprofits who might object to the concept of birth control

I thought they were waiting for Count Blackula to leave the White House so they could nominate someone who would outlaw women forever.

Nah, girl, I’m almost 35 and I can catch a dick whenever I want. Hollywood don’t know you.

I just make ‘em

My mother would style my hair like Talkatoo Cockatoo with conditioner on hair wash days. Man, this brings back so many great memories!

I loved that show as a kid!

OMG! The lion painter was my FAVORITE!!!!!!!

It felt like a dream watching this gif! I was like this feels so familiar but I don’t know what it is. Thank you for naming it! I had totally forgotten.

It sure is!

Especially for the gerbil.

The rumor about Richard Gere and gerbils predates the Internet by a very long time — I think I first heard it in the late 70s or early 80s.

I have to say this is probably the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard to criticize someone over. Like not even that they cheated, but their spouse cheated and that person is staying with their cheater. “How dare you stay with him! You are supposed to leave him or you are just as bad as him!” I just do not see how…

because, as a woman, you're more responsible for your husband cheating on you... than is a man... for cheating on his wives. I FUCKING CAN'T, YOU GUYS!

I love that we blame the woman for her husband’s infidelity. That is just classic victim blaming rape culture shit. Either you’re a slut who wants it too bad or you’re an ice queen who won’t put out.

And deference to your husband. And all that other hot garbage nonsense.

this. they are probably thinking “If she only looked like Megan Fox he wouldnt have needed to cheat.” They’ll blame her for his behavior.