Can we also chuck that shithead Russian in the mix? I bet he’d make for good biofuel.

I could have sworn you were gonna run an RS2, but that M3 rocks, too.

I was actually debating between the RS6 and the E63 estate (and a V90 R-Design). Then I realized I’d look even more snooty in the Philippines if I drive a Mercedes.

If I was ever to live just for myself and never, like, start a family, a Fit RS (Jazz RS in the Philippines) will basically be the perfect one and only car for me. Best part: it’s cheap!

Ohhh, so mint.

My inspiration is Jon Olsson.

It’s the one i have a toy version of. The one I can afford, at least.

Realistically, I’d be better-served by a Volvo or Toyota wagon that I can tune, but let me indulge on this by having my “only” car be that RS6 Avant.

It’s a country that more or less got their shit together with disease response. That said, I can see why students are massing up in revolution.

OK, this is just getting out of hand now. I get the pragmatism of these decisions, but (1) why are most of these coming from Germany and (2) how the hell is Gerhard Berger gonna adjust now?

A similar crash killed Francois Cevert (LINK HAS GRAPHIC IMAGERY SO CLICK AT YOUR OWN RISK). Yet Grosjean, whatever happens next, will be alive to tell the tale.

The West: Challenge accepted, then. We’re making a Demon Slayer movie starring Tom Holland and Timothee Chalamet.

Not even gonna be surprised at that point.

You do realize that Volvos ARE the typical doctor’s car, right? Wait, no, that’s probably more like a Saab thing. Either way, I say Volvo is expected. But I reckon the modern Volvo is already past that. And frankly, I should be past stereotypes.

STARGATE?!

Isn’t that just socialism with extra chili sauce? Or is my colonized arse still too uneducated for this kind of talk?

Don’t fucking remind me.

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger...until it kills you.

BAH GAWD JOAN MIR OUTTA NOWHERE WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!

Yeah, I like bridges and aren’t afraid of them.