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WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH MY HANDS, ELIZABETH?! WHAT?! THIS SHIT IS NUTS!!!

Isn’t there a point where nothing can save occupants from a vertical/near-vertical crash? Is 100 feet the limit? How about sustained hits from rollovers? That one I wanna see as well. Preferably with me in it.

I just want something like first-person GunZ: The Duel in its multtiplayer.

No, for real. As low-traffic as simracing content is, itt’s better than none at all, especially when it got so big this year.

We don’t die. We’re just replacing Jalopnik and taking control for ourselves.

PEOPLE THINK I’M A COP
PEOPLE THINK I’M A COP
PEOPLE THINK I’M A COP
PEOPLE THI—

Same, honestly. I wouldn’t kick this out of bed.

I can.

Then you’ll love MotoE, the FIM series that runs with MotoGP.

Random: it’s stunning how perfect AMD’s position is right now. Look at it: they’re making the chips that power both next-gen consoles, and the PC components they’re about to release next month are closing even more gaps between them, Intel and Nvidia respectively. Plus, they got an FPGA company, too. I’ve never seen a…

If the time comes when Humanity challenges The Gods for its survival, I shall want Samus Aran to fight for us.

But tis it gonna be called Black Forest or Rocky Road?

Honestly, I’m neither surprised nor disappointed. I just want these guys to go down in flames.

FUCK YES! THIS IS IT! JAPAN SHALL RISE AGAIN!!!

Making that kind of speed actually usable on even a closed public road is of course yet another set of questions. The potential consequences of anything going wrong even on salt are rather sobering.

And I assume the courage/preservation limit is somewhere in between.

It’s absurd that both driver and manufacturer think that the Tuatara can go FASTER. There are airplanes SLOWER than that thing.

Finally, a saltier man!

While I am salty that Holden is gone and GM is fielding an alien ZL1 there, Supercars at least seems like it has a good plan to move forward and get more factories in to compete.

It’s that level of risk balance that makes Marc the most fearsome rider this century but also nearly knocked him out for the rest of the season. HRC is in a weird spot.