This also would have been a good time to air Akira. Like, all of it, as an anime series.

As an ex-NEET, I’m intrigued. How long are these films, usually? And how many of these are pure, vanilla sex? Because the entire capital of the Philippines is under quarantine on Sunday, and torrenting ain’t enough. I want debauchery, but not THAT debauchery (largely because I already have an old dirty bastard in the…

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Look, there’s nothing that can possibly stop Nina Struthers from hosting the Devolver conference. If anything, this is the exact crisis she’s looking for.

Wait, let’s take it further.

I’m still astounded at how relentless Porsche iterates on the 911. One moment you think “oh, this is perfect” then they go make a better one every bloody time. What an absurd thing.

And ArcSys wins again! And they’ll win again because Guilty Gear STRIVE will melt everyone else come EVO 2021 (when 1/3 of the games will be ArcSys for sure).

KTM?! Their GT2 announcement surprised me—they were the last marque I expected to be part of SRO-GT2. But I reckon there was demand for this, so KTM obliged. Now we have three confirmed entries. Who else wants in?

Spore mixed with Fire Pro Wrestling World, basically. THAT I would plunk $60 with. But first it has to be announced on the Switch.

Then put it on a Raptor bro-truck, baby!

Yeah basically. They’d be student athletes or what the US equivalent of the Philippines’ ROTC will be, realistically speaking. It’d satisfy the teenager requirement while still keeping them competent enough that the Grid becomes an even bigger buff.

Sailor-ger makes hella sense, though, if a bit redundant.

I mean we can make her a turtle too but...

Oh, so Blastoise?

Nah, better off going for the animation treatment. At the least we get the same team who does Kengan Ashura; ideally, Sunrise-CLAMP (from Code Geass), KyoAni (Violet Evergarden) or Bones (My Hero Academia) would do a good job. Keep Rosa Salazar for the English dub and work from there. 

Yeesh. That’s even more disgusting.

Which is swank, BTW. I get being a fashion brand so of course they’d need to look good, but woof. What a proper piece of kit. I’d rock it so hard, especially if the helmet it’s paired with looks a bit like this one Jorge Lorenzo used to wear.

Black/gold look damn spiffy on a bike. Shame about where the colours are coming from, though.

Dick move. That kid has a 1cm VSD and he’s being made to carry stuff THAT heavy? Jeez, I get discipline (try growing up in Manila), but that’s just a lot for a kid like him.

You’re hired.