Yeah, nothing beats a replica GP bike. OK, maybe the Kawasaki Ninja H2R, but that one’s WAY too much of a slice and dice to be usable on regular roads.

It’s so tempting to try scrunching two of those V4s together into a screaming 468-hp V8, mount it on a Caterham or an Atom or Fiat 500 or some lower-formula car and go fuck-wild.

It’s the only benefit to Cruise being an Operating Thetan.

SKYACTIV

Is it bad that I just want a Rocket Bunny kit that rips off of that?

It’s stunning. For far less power the newer cars can go leaps and bounds beyond what even the 205 T16 can do. Imagine that Pug (fuck, imagine the Lancia 037) but with current-gen tyres, suspension and construction.

Atlus. Namco.

Valve fuck you for potentially wasting Alyx Vance on a VR game. You better be able to do to VR what you did with the physics and story of HL2, or else we’ll all stop looking for HL3 proper.

Paulo Goncalves is witnessed. He shall ride eternal, shiny and chrome, to the gates of Valhalla.

I firmly believe that had the Vita gotten PS4-level production support, it would have massively undercut the Switch or at least gone toe-to-toe with it.

Christ, an i20N 4WD would be just amazing.

Well Ogier signed with Toyota so I reckon TGR is in with a shout.

OK, now that I think about it, this is more like a Fiesta RS-bait thing. Or something tiered with a Clio instead of a Megane or Civic. If so, this Toyota is about to eat souls.

Yaris: it’s a WRC champion now.

Well they heeded your warning. Good. You are learning well from me.

Or that you can drive a sports car sensibly. Which works but then why buy a sports car?

Considering how much commuting by car can corrupt a person, I’d rather have most people go around using public transport.

Ay caramba that must be my spotty memory coming through. You are correct.

Accurate. And it’s important to note that JAF-GT cars are an endangered species—the only other JAF-GT cars in Super GT are the Prius and Subaru’s BRZ (which is an actual BRZ down to the boxer engine). For Toyota to run this is remarkable all on its own.

Oh fuck it’s the Rawr already? Shit shit shit I gotta get on SC365 and DSC again.