You win. Fuck my life.

The perfect kind of character to show these guys up in the next mainline FnF film would be a lanky-looking hoonigan who built up a motherfucking Prius to levels no one ever even thought possible.

tfw slowly you realize McLaren was the problem...

Kinda makes you think: had he stayed even just a year later in F2 or gotten in the hyperbolic time chamber, he’d actually be a Top 7-8 driver, a good complement to Massa, and someone that Williams can feasibly develop around.

Like, yes Lewis, Charles and Valtteri crashed, but even with all that it still seemed like too big a hole for Sebastian to dig himself out of. Guess not.

Hang on. Is it Van Time right now?

I know right? They nailed it.

Or Royal Enfields. Same difference.

Fuck it, sure.

No, no, fuck that. Make David build that beer company its delivery Jeep, and have every Jalopnik staffer chip in as mechanics. 10 weeks, $5k budget.

Furie? Maria? Holy fucking hell, I watched them back-to-back and I adore them to bits. I’ve been all about them in conversations both on and offline but haven’t really found a way to see them all at once, but after a lucky binge weekend I preach these movies like they were gospel.

I think I’ve seen the mockups on IG, and if that’s where they’re going externally...

That column of buttons in the interior BEG to be turned into switch gear.

I wish they were switch gear, though. You flip the covers and engage.

That configurator is too much for my shitbox Aspire Z Celeron to take, but from the little I got: yellow, satin trident wheels, Z51, black/grey cloth bucket interior. I kinda wish I could get the Z51 without the wing, or at least a different sort or wing (not the high wing).

Turn 10 could announce it now, really.

Fuck me, that’s amazing.

Seriously it isn’t showing up in your comment at all.

THANK YOU!!! That’s brilliant!

Where is it? Are you supposed to show me something?