OK here’s one that would be very useful as a cover shot.

QUICK! Shoop it in a Forza Motorsport 8 cover with a random Jalopnik quote and five star rating. Please? As soon as we get a hi-res picture here or elsewhere...

That’s because you’re the one driving the car, silly. Same shit would happen if I drove. No mortal can pop a lap like that—we need Superlicense carriers.

So who’s insane enough to try making these two cars?

While we try to siphon off CO2 and methane emissions outta here, we’ll send out grappling hooks out in space to grab an asteroid and whip it away from us and towards...somewhere.

Jesus Christ what a late reply. 

AV Club folk: this or that new miniseries as a “definitive basic retelling of the Bible”?

Ayy fellow believer. Someday we’ll get an animated Alita and it would be...I dunno. But don’t fookin’ let JC Staff near that.

I could bunker down there with an electric cooker and food processor, pretty much just to live down there. Wait no, no I don’t.

Here’s the hierarchy:

Don’t drive it like you stole it. Drive it like it’s a press kit.

Think about it: we could have had Harris earlier in the show, while Clarkson, Hammond and May are around, and transitioned better instead of being the only review guy we like in the new show. Harris can goof around, likes old cars, but unlike Hammond, is competent, and unlike the other two, is young enough to race for…

Harris could show up at a round of Formula Drift with a loaned press car and be competitive after learning the rules. Man can slide. And I still pine for that Valkyrie vs AMG ONE super-test.

Now I seriously think that the lead designer for this car was a pupil of Horatio Pagani.

Francis from Manila

There’s a bunch from that channel that I really like. For starters, here are my favorites from the past 6 months:

And then there’s the entire album:

The Dreamcast, given some S-tier guts, could have fought the XBox, at least. Then again, not all of the Dreamcast’s problems were from the hardware.

What would Kinja sites look like?

Does this mean we’ll see an end to EvAbridged?