Which is insane because I’ve been meaning to play Portnite (I’m calling it Portnite and everyone should call it Portnite on mobile and Switch DONE) on my phone and saving for a Switch so I can buy it for Christmas.

And it means we ain’t seen everyone yet. Think this reaches 80 characters?

We don’t even have the whole roster yet. We got Ridley. Fackin Ridley!

Moderately excited. Which leaves room for surprises.

Yeah Smash seems good enough for me—there’s a bunch of stuff that can still surprise, and a pile of games that shall be on the Switch to fuel the “Will X be on Switch?” fires.

While not the original, I appreciate that they nailed the “epic” treatment. It really does make you feel like you’re soaring above the Isles.

The band actually released it, the absolute madpeople.

Also can someone just spit out the trailer BGM already? The one on YouTube, which is this one:

“It always rains at Le Mans.”

If I can’t create you in game (or any of the great presenters), this would be useless. At the least it should let me fulfill my fantasies of seeing you with a few people driving some loaned press cars round some Scottish B-roads with Neil Carey filming it all.

If we set Witcher 3 DLC as the highest, what’s this?

Red Dead: Unlimited Budget Works

His own daughter is pulling the plug, making him stop. Shame. Shame.

This is the first time I have ever heard of Lakota. Such a beautiful language, and used masterfully (extrapolating from Reddit, so send me to the gallows). Mr. McClarnon is nothing less than absolutely fantastic in this episode, and has endeared himself to the fans of the show.

I’m relieved that I’m not the only one who thought this was a brilliant episode. Maeve’s a maven, and Akecheta’s story is beautiful. Cap it with that ending...Charlotte better prepare herself.

I’m relieved that I’m not the only one who thought this was a brilliant episode. Maeve’s a maven, and Akecheta’s story is beautiful. Cap it with that ending...Charlotte better prepare herself.

Lord have mercy on ApologyMan.

Since when has Mineski had Chinese characters on their name?

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Don’t let Deadspin know.