Boring, sure, for a first dip in a new track EVER, this will do. You never go straight for the home run when you have your first time, do you?

Uh, no fuck you.

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I...dunno. Never underestimate the hype that can be made if LeBron got the clutch play off. Massive momentum swing. Dubs in 6, sure, but that’d be brimming with fireworks.

He should go to the Spurs, or smuggle Kawhi and take him to the Jazz or Philly.

This is just impossible. Salty take, but none of us stand a chance against this team. Not unless we kick them in the dick and balls, then stab their chests, then shoot them in the head.

Honestly? LeBron just needs an ace defender and a point guard. Kawhi is a perfect complement to LeBron (and how terrifying is it if two people run at you to swat your layup?), but he needs another shot-maker.

People here complain about professional gaming news getting cross-posted, but I await the day when the likes of Andrew Daisuke, John, Maddened, Icecold Davis, and others come out with eSports takes of their own. This is the start.

Does this mean that God truly has favored this publication above all others and shall prosper for centuries?

These fucking startups have sucked the fun out of scooters, and must be imprisoned.

Any Filipinos on Kotaku, somehow? If you are, join me, as we have a bit of drunken fun turning this fucking guy...

Potentially more info on Metriod, Smash 5, Bayonetta 3 (you forgot Bayonetta 3, how dare you?) and big ports like Fortnite and DragonBall FighterZ could still keep the Switch hype train rolling. One to watch.

If it’s any solace to you, this is what I think the FIA wants to have with the new rules.

Painted itself into a corner by racing amongst GT3, really. GTE at best.

Sorta. It’s a frankenstein thing, with spec aero parts but somehow hypercar-grade ability and tech. More like GTP meets DPi meets Ferrari FXX-K.

No eff that. There can only be One.

Raph, you do know that big FIA announcement is big, right? Please run more stories about the other regs for F1, rally, rallycross, and drifting.

NANI DA FUCK?! They’re actually gonna do it!

That’s risky, though. Don’t get me wrong, I jizzed enough to fill Lake Superior, but how the FUCK are they gonna nail that?