He could stack the box though.

I have “unlimited” time off. Not nearly as great as you’d think.

Yeah, basically. 20% minimum for anything but really should tip $2 on your first drink even if it’s a $3 high life.

On the weekend, the UA Court St. movie theater is maybe the worst place in the entire world. God bless you, my friend.

Yeah, the tone of this piece is a bit much. Certainly their past comments/actions on this issue should be referenced but to completely shit on them seems unnecessary at best and counter-productive at worst.

Do you ever find yourself wondering if you could take a professional athlete in a fight? Maybe a little one like Jose Altuve? “I’ve got 75 pounds on him,” you think to yourself. “I could take him,” you convince yourself.

I’ve always found the “manliness” of IPAs highly amusing given that many are fruity as hell. Anybody who exclusive consumers anything is an asshole, of course.

He spoke at a very small SXSW event I was at two years ago. He finishes his interview at the event, steps outside, chain smokes three cigs on the sidewalk while tons of people walk by him. Didn’t get recognized once. I found the whole thing quite enjoyable.

Such a simple, perfect comment.

Yeah, somehow I’m not okay with her hitting him, though he’s almost certainly an asshole, but I am okay with that dude punching a nazi in the face a while back. So conflicted!

+1 game suspension from FSU’s baseball team

I’d actually really love to see Connelly in the Evans role and Diggs in the Ed Harris role. Think they’d both kill it.

Judging by this weekend’s playoff ratings, you’re still going to watch and so are the rest of us. It’s a nice thought though...

Andruw Jones is the single best defensive player I’ve ever seen play. Anybody who put up decent to good offensive numbers and was also the best defensive player in baseball for more than even a few years should probably be in the HOF.

Look, that scene was completely badass but, like, they really couldn’t just turn on auto-pilot so nobody has to go down with the ship? And, if somebody really did have to be on board, shouldn’t that have been Leia?

IV, V, VI, Rogue One, VII, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V 

It’s not that you don’t make a decent point but that your point has no bearing on this post. This officer shot an unarmed man as the man was running away with his back turned. You can’t blame that on the threat of a gun.

What if it was an R-rated Star Trek movie directed by Michael Bay?

He’s 33, bald and weighs 270. He really is just like us.

You’re not wrong, but it’s not like U2 is an exception. They’re the rule.