If the party starts at 8pm, there’s time to sit on your couch and have a beer around 7:30, maybe watch whatever game might be on to relax for a bit.

Huge Braves fan here. I like Bryce Harper. 

Obviously we all agree that this practice of holding players who are ready for the majors back is despicable.

I’m not sure which it is but it’s either Predator or Die Hard for sure. 

100% this. How lucky we are. I’d say when Fed was at his absolute peak nobody touches him. But man it’s close. 

Really smart strategy for prolonging his career if you ask me. 

I’ll say this about UCF, no team has gone quicker from literally nobody thinking about it at all, even as recently as December of last year, to it being pretty much universally despised. So they’ve got that going for them.

I went to a Patriots game once. 

It’s also likely true that many of these players don’t believe in the underlying message of the protest. Like, fucking Big Ben sure as shit doesn’t. Who knows what JJ Watt thinks on issues like this.

Even if not every player strikes i’d like to see some white, non-expendable players strike at least: Aaron Rogers, JJ Watt, Tom Brady.

Gonna be real weird seeing the Phillies and Braves leading the East over the next few years. lol mets.

In an attempt to die pretty, the Warriors quickly traded a package of Draymond, Steph, Klay, and Durant for Rick Fox.

Has there been a great Marvel movie? Logan maybe comes closest and Winter Soldier was up there too, I guess. I’d personally put Deadpool somewhere below Guardians and above Black Panther. All of which I enjoyed a whole lot but let’s not go crazy here. Citizen Kane these ain’t. And that’s okay.

Is Tesla going to be profitable (ie. out of debt) or just operating at a profit margin (whatever the business term is)?

I’m not convinced that had any effect whatsoever on the defense. Still cool as hell though.

Baseball is generally a sport where I only watch my team. But I think it might be time to watch Trout and Shohei right? Right.

Well, orange you glad it’s not true?

Well, sometimes it comes into effect in a do-or-die wildcard playoff game when the ball is hit to the shallow outfield...

I was realllllly hoping this was just going to be a post of the masturbating bear.

The most surprising fact about this write up is learning that there are people out there who eat hot dogs at the movie theater. I’ve never seen such a thing.