To paraphrase Roger Ebert, there’s no such thing as a good movie that’s too long.

Did you actually read the post?

Reading that someone seriously considers Harry Potter a halloween movie shook me to my core. Might be the worst serious take i’ve heard all year.

Boardwalk isn’t for everybody, and some seasons were certainly better than others, but it was never bad.

Watching Federer when he was in his prime, and playing at his absolute best, is maybe the impressive thing i’ve ever seen in sports.

Do people really have 55 inch tvs in their bedrooms? That’s not a judgment, just something that never really occurred to me.

Do people really have 55 inch tvs in their bedrooms? That’s not a judgment, just something that never really…

Just tack on about 100mil or so to whatever Bryce Harper’s about to get.

Hey Shep (or anyone), serious question: any recommendations for a good trimmer for your, well, balls? I need a ball trimmer is what i’m saying. My old one just broke and my new face trimmer is great for my face but balls..not so much.

Hey Shep (or anyone), serious question: any recommendations for a good trimmer for your, well, balls? I need a ball…

What’s now called the reverse Westbrook.

Hey, I have a wild idea for how to kill a dragon...giant fucking crossbow! Wait, another wild idea for how to cure greyscale...pull the scales off! Just a treasure trove of deep, nuanced writing so far this season.

Well bud, you go right ahead and use your fancy stats. Pretty sure my anecdotal childhood memories are a better indicator of future predictions though.

I’m a lifelong Braves fan. Sorry friend but you are very wrong.

They’re gonna win the World Series and I’m okay with this.

“I think he’s a great kid...”

Sure, but why would you choose to buzz in and try to answer?

Suburban Commando. I was not a healthy kid.

Unless they’re fighting to the death using those bats I ain’t paying for that shit.

Sometimes when I have the aisle seat and am sitting patiently after the plane has landed, the people in the seats next to me will try to squeeze by so they can stand in the aisle. Those people should go to fucking prison.

You are correct. I worry they might be rushing into this but it’s none of my business and I’m just hopeful that they’re happy now and in the future. That’s really all you can ask of any relationship.

She brushes this off. ScarJo and Tilda Swinton brush off their respective whitewashing controversies. I mean, I get why they might make excuses, though in this case it seems like Sophie isn’t making an excuse but that she just really doesn’t get it.